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Come On People, I Been Waiting Two Minutes And Forty-Nine Seconds

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Grand Council Of The Monkeys Decides Every Monkey Needs An AR-15

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You’re Darn Tootin’ You Should Vote For Putin

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Cell Phones, Psoriasis, And Hemorrhoids

Mr. Smith Goes To Washington, The Three Stooges Go To Madison

Courageous Congressmen Completely Committed to Convincing Concerned Constituents That Conservative Calling Can Be Completed From Cancún

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Now I Just Have to Talk About Kim Kardashian, Please Forgive Me

A Royal Wedding, But He’s 6th In Line For The Throne! Does That Even Count?

Hold On Now, New Study Claims Grandma Is More Important Than Me!!??